I don't know what the hell I just watched.
My Media Player Classic, by default, plays with no sound, so I normally watch FG videos soundless. I made the screencap, and then watched the video. Quite honestly, it didn't do much for me. There was a lot of exercise and not much else. But then I had the urge to watch it again, and this time play it with the music. So I loaded it up in VLC and let it play. At first, I was completely dissatisfied with the music and wanted to close it. Instead, I focused more on Ella and let the music drone on in the background. Luckily, that was the smart play because by the end of the video, I noticed I had a pretty big grin on my face. This video turned out to be brilliant. The music was perfect, yet it's one of those things where you need both together (the video of Ella + the music). So here I am, writing up this little post feeling that this is probably the best video of Ella I've seen so far. The only complaint that I have was that the video was too short.
30 Second Sample: Famegirls Ella Video 48
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I have no idea. But I do know that Ella is going to start making videos again very soon. There might even be one recorded and finished by next Monday.
Quite honestly, I'm not into soccer. Like, at all. Never been to or seen a soccer game I've never even played a soccer video game. It just never did anything for me. Though if I'm being honest, I might as well say that I'm not really into any sport. I played baseball in high school and I've been to plenty of baseball games, but beyond that, nothing. Though I'm telling you all now, if there ever exists a soccer team that has women who all look as good as Ella, I'd watch it religiously.
As for the set, it was pretty good. Again, an outdoor set and not a fan, but Ella actually looks really good when she squints so it's okay. Then again, Ella looks great with everything she does, whether it's indoors out outdoors.
The set overall was done really well. I'm not a photographer so I don't know all the types of lenses or whatnot, but it seems Vlad used something to keep the light being too bright in the images. Like in the image above you can see that the edges and corners are darker. So it's either a special lens or it was edited that way. Also, only the image above and one other image (4) had some type of panoramic (?) view type thing and the rest of the images are normal. All of them are darkened around the edges, but only two have a weird angle. Not complaining, because I actually like the image above, I'm just saying is all.
20 Image Preview: Famegirls Ella Set 70
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Make sure you come back tomorrow because there is going to be an Ella video.
Should I make it to where a person is considered "old school" after a certain amount of time? Or keep it the way it is and have it be for those who signed up at the beginning?
Seems there is one person who has passed 1000 comments and is an old schooler. Should I make a new rank for it? A rank after Super User, like Mega User or some shit. Also, should I make Laura a pink? I don't have actually proof she's a female (still waiting on that), so I dunno. Can anyone else think of any other milestones? Maybe a new color or some new icons or something.
A little better, but still didn't really like it that much. There are more lighting on her front side, though I just don't really like all that nature crap. Stick her in a bedroom? Awesome. Field of flowers? Meh.
30 Second Sample: Famegirls Monica Video 28
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Didn't like it. Would have been better if the sun was to her front side instead of her backside, but that brings me to the next part that I didn't like. Too much squinting. Yeah yeah, I know, the sun is bright, but it was difficult to look at her eyes in most of the pictures. See? This is why I prefer the indoor sets.
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Same ol' story, not a fan of the outdoor sets, but damn, this one is good. Ella looks smoking hot. And if I were allowed to show the pussy shots in the 20 image preview, I would. Since I can't, most of you are missing out.
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You know what's almost as good as sex? Drunken programming. I swear my best ideas come from when I have hard liquor in my system.
Anyways, I needed a way to record hits to WebModelsIndex without reading and writing to the database for every single page view. That's how it used to work, but it constantly fucked with the website. So I looked around and found out about Memcache. There is another version called Memcached (with a D at the end) that gives the programmer more control, but Memcache (without the D at the end) works fine for what I want I need. Basically what it does is when a user views a page, for example Fame-Girls Sandra Set 138, it will store a hit to that gallery in memory instead of connecting to the database, query the database to get the current number of hits for that gallery, add 1 to it, then write to the database with the updated number. Then every 5 to 10 minutes, it grabs all the stored hits in memory, stores it in an array, deletes all the hits in memory, then writes them all to the database. That way there is only one database connection every 5 to 10 minutes, instead of 100's of connections every second. See? Makes sense.
Of course since I didn't know shit about Memcache coding (I knew what it did, just not how to implement it), I searched Google. The first thing I needed to know was how to delete all the keys from memory. The reason being is because while I'm testing it, I didn't want memory to get too full. If it got full, bad shit happens to the site. So I'm Googling around and I see the same exact code show up everywhere. This code was horrible. It was a 4 deep foreach inception. Meaning it had a loop within a loop within a loop within a loop. Not only that, it only deleted 100 keys at a time. If you had 5000 keys stored, you would have to run that thing 50 times. You would be better off keeping that shit in memory than trying to clear it. So instead I decided to make my own code. Shocking isn't it? A coder writing their own code.
What I did was quite simple. First, it grabs the slabs (basically, blocks that the keys are stored in). So far with testing, I've only ever had just 2 slabs. Then set up a loop to loop through the 2 slabs. From there, it grabs all the items from each slab (not just 100) and stores them in an array. Now that you have everything in an array, you can do whatever you want with them. In my case, I need to open a database connection and store all the hits in the database. Easy shit. I'm drunk, never touched Memcache before and I out-coded the internet. Sup?
If you're in the same boat as me and need that code for anything, you can find it here.
This was one hell of a night. Around 6pm last night, I get a text from a friend that went something like this:
I pretty much just got home. Well, been home long enough to download the latest Monica video, watch it, and create a screen cap. And don't worry people, I was responsible and took a cab home. Of course it had to drive me across two cities and I have no idea how I'm going to get my car later on, but it was worth it.
As for the video, with a bit of hard liquor in my system, it was kind of a blur. The only thing I can remember from it was that Monica looks gorgeous in a red neck shirt. Lol, redneck. You guys know what I mean, a shirt that covers the neck and is red. Can't think of the name of it for some reason. I also remember how the lighting seemed perfect once the bed came into play. Her skin looks delicious. And the last thing I remember was masturbation. Or she was doing something else that looked like masturbation. Or it was masturbation and my mind was telling me it wasn't, all the while it was and my brain was just trying to fuck with me saying it wasn't when it was. Or something like that. But either way, yummy.
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I found this set to be pretty fucking hot. One of Monica's best features is her ass and we get so much of it in this one. I also like how she kept her pants on for more than half the set and all the great teasing she did with it. Brings back fond memories of quickies out in public. Sure, a skirt is easier to get away with it in public, but pants work just as well.
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